Spook spotlight: Nosferatu

What you get when you cross the bloodsucking undead with Wienerschnitzel? Nosferatu, of course. This vampire with a solar sex panel can transform from a man to a bat and back again with the precision and efficiency of a fine German automobile. Want to know more? Consider:

• Otherwise known as: The German Dracula, sauerkraut fangs, Old tall bald and gruesome
• Inventor of: Goth, the Bauhaus movement, the Autobahn, German Expressionism, the Snuggie
• Favorite pigout food: Authentic Oktoberfest blood sausage