One bride you wouldn't want to honeymoon with

They say behind every good man is a good woman. But what if that man isn't so good? Then his mate must surely be evil incarnate, as is the case with the Bride of Dracula. She's a fetching lass in her black coffin. Come see her in all her glory at Spirits on Sproat, but bring a wooden stake just in case. Here's the 411 on the missus...

• Sick of hearing her husband say: Not tonight, dear, I’ve got a toothache
• Secret wish: To be the celebrity pitchman for 1-800-FLOWERS.com
• Idolizes: Cher (circa 1987), Snooky, Michelle Bachman
• Little known fact: Won a staring contest with Medusa