Introducing the Crypt Keeper

If you haven't yet met the Crypt Keeper (host of TV's "Tales from the Crypt"), then it's time you made a fresh visit to Spirits on Sproat! Here's what you'll learn about this ugly little urchin:

• Known for: Laughing at bad puns and stale morbid humor
• Secret shame: Sits on 3 yellow page phone books to make himself look taller
• Little-known fact: He’s living proof that reading comic books will rot your brain